I actually like shaving because I use really nice products and I shave super close and my face always feels like butter for a solid 36 hours afterward.
But I also kinda wanna grow an epic beard so I can look like a huge fuck off bloodthirsty Viking.
I like shaving, but it would be nice to not have to do it.
But that beginning stage of bearding when it itches like a sonofabitch is too much to deal with.
Also beards take maintenance too. I wanna look “I could burn your village and throw your livestock clear across the road without breaking a sweat” dangerous, not “homeless dude who may or may not have sold human body parts for a teenth of meth” dangerous.
Anyway…never mind. Enjoy your Tuesday, minions.