Overheard a couple of guys this morning when I was getting my coffee talking about how they don’t like it when women work out.
No, it was pretty terrible…like:
"it’s cool if they wanna do the stair master or the treadmill or whatever, but leave the weights to the guys"
"I know, right…and they get all manly when they lift anyway, I don’t know why they’re tryina look like dudes…fuckin gross"
"Exactly…just do your 5 lb dumbbell curls and get back on the elliptical."
I was running late and I couldn’t retort, nor did I wanna get arrested for beating the shit out of two dudes who clearly don’t even lift. But seriously, if this is your fucking attitude, keep your god damned mouth shut.
First…I know some women who could warm up with your max, max out with the weight of your dope ass 1997 Nissan Sentra and THEN go run a 10k in less time than it would take you to calculate out how many miles that is. And then rock a slinky ass dress and heels that’ll put your jaw on the floor. Real fuckin manly, right?
Secondly…are you seriously going to use gym equivalent of “get back in the kitchen”?? You fucking majestic specimen of manhood??? Bro…I’m 270 pounds and your gut is bigger than mine. And you’re buying fucking microwave cheeseburgers to have for breakfast. Even if you do lift, BRUH, your ass could stand to get acquainted with a treadmill and a salad. You’re really gonna bitch about women who lift looking like men when your doughy ass barely looks like one? REALLY??
Does the fact that a woman is strong intimidate you? Are you afraid of it? Scared she’s gonna kick your ass? Because if that’s the case, you deserve to have your ass kicked repeatedly. By that woman. And every other woman, you misogynistic fucks.
I’ll be sitting on the sidelines with a bucket of popcorn, laughing my ass off.
Fucking backwoods central PA…sometimes I hate it here.
Ok rant over.
This is not a rant. It is truth.