Petite Android

The risk I took was calculated. But man, am I bad at math.

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The struggle

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

I actually like shaving because I use really nice products and I shave super close and my face always feels like butter for a solid 36 hours afterward.

But I also kinda wanna grow an epic beard so I can look like a huge fuck off bloodthirsty Viking.

I like shaving, but it would be nice to not have to do it.

But that beginning stage of bearding when it itches like a sonofabitch is too much to deal with.

Also beards take maintenance too. I wanna look “I could burn your village and throw your livestock clear across the road without breaking a sweat” dangerous, not “homeless dude who may or may not have sold human body parts for a teenth of meth” dangerous.

Anyway…never mind. Enjoy your Tuesday, minions.

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rubia-nix:

xamity:

naturalisse:

illustratographer:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

i want to do this someday too

rubia-nix:

xamity:

naturalisse:

illustratographer:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

i want to do this someday too

(via runningofsummits)

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fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair

HI I am a woman in a zombie wasteland and my hair is perfectly curled and clean.

(Source: baebees, via runingly)

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